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Pope
John Paul II was walking one day in the gardens of
the Vatican, deep in prayer. Suddenly there
appeared before him a vision of Jesus Christ. The
Pope fell to his knees and wept. Christ comforted
him, and offered to deal with whatever was
causing him such anguish.

"Will there ever," asked the Pope, "be women
priests in the Catholic church?"

"Not in your lifetime," answered Jesus. Somewhat
encouraged, the Pope tried another question.

"Will there ever," he asked, "be another Polish
pope?"

"Not in my lifetime," answered the immortal one.

Comments

[rasemon.livejournal.com]

"the immortal one" - как это слишком... "Соль этого анекдота в том, что..."

[favorov.livejournal.com]

Eto copy/paste, tak chto "as is" :)†

[ioc.livejournal.com]

:) он про геев забыл спросить

[ponny1.livejournal.com]

грустный анекдот ((((

[ponny1.livejournal.com]

а вообще мне на этой неделе хотелось в Калиш, такой маленький польский город из моего детства. Это при том что я поляков не очень чтобы люблю.. но только не на этой неделе.

[supman.livejournal.com]

damn! why didn't he said "slovenian"?

[josef-gotlib.livejournal.com]

В известном мне варианте был вопрос будет ли польща свободной
Не при твоей жизни, отвечает Г-сподь
Хорошо, что ошибся.

onion

[mewhoelse.livejournal.com]

Pope John Paul II, Longtime Owner Of Popemobile, Dead At 84

VATICAN CITY—Pope John Paul II, who owned the Popemobile for more than a quarter of a century, passed away last Saturday. "The Popemobile was known the world over," said Peter Egan, a writer for Road & Track. "A fine example of European craftsmanship, the hand-built, 4.3 litre, V-8 powered, pearl-gray vehicle was exceptionally well-loved, even more so after the bulletproof bubble was added in 1981 to safeguard its passengers against assassination attempts. During the time he owned the Popemobile, John Paul II visited more than 120 countries. He loved the open road." The specially altered Mercedes-Benz ML-series off-road vehicle has been maintained by papal staff since the pope fell ill in August 2004. The pope's will is expected to grant its use to either the next pope or John Paul II's young cousin Zbigniew.